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10. Spend an exorbitant amount of time in front of a full-length mirror, checking out (and prodding, poking, etc.) every part of your female anatomy, thinking, “Sweeeeeeet!!!”
9. See what it feels like not to wait in line to get in a club, and consume as many free drinks as possible.
8. Try to get out of a speeding ticket, using your cleavage, short skirt and fluttering eyelashes to convince the officer that you swear it’ll never happen again.
7. Go up to every man who’s ever pissed you off, and pretend you want to have sex with them. When they pull down their pants, point and laugh, and take a Polaroid of the damage. Run home in your heels and post it all over the Internet.
6. Go lingerie shopping and try on every little g-string and see-through item you can, admiring your sexy self. Breasts are awesome!
5. Have sex with as many men and women as you can pick up, videotaping each encounter to peruse later. Bonus points for group sex!
4. Run around town naked and see if anyone calls the police for public indecency.
3. Deliberately get into a catfight with another woman, so you’ll finally be able to see what it’s like to hit a girl.
2. Masturbate. All. Day. Long. Experimenting to see what objects, food items, toys, etc. can fit inside that mysterious hole.
1. Pick up a really rich guy, and get him to take you out to a fancy dinner, where you order the most expensive food and drinks… then tell him you have a headache and can’t go home with him.
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