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Top 10 Crude Pick-Up Lines

August 21, 2009

Hi everyone!  Hope you had a chance to read my last story, Fantasy in Motion.  And don’t forget to check back Sunday for the Position of the Week!  Have a good chuckle at this Top 10.  Read it here or directly on my website.

10. Hey baby, I think you just made my two-by-four into a four-by-eight.

9. I have a dictionary in my pants.  Come back to my place and put some words in your mouth.

8. I’m hung like a Tic Tac.  Want to freshen your breath?

7. Want to come over for dinner?  You can butter my corn.

6. Want to wrestle my purple-headed warrior?  If you can get him to stay down, you win.

5.  I need someone really bad.  Are you really bad?

4. Why don’t you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?

3. (At the office copy machine) “Reproducing, eh?  Can I help?”

2. Want to play army?  I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

1. Why don’t you and I go back to my warehouse and you can help me liquidate my inventory.

Any other pick-up lines you’d like to share?

Have a sexy weekend!



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