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Top 10 Phallic Superheroes

October 9, 2009
Top 10 Phallic Superheroes | Lexi Sylver

Welcome back, Lexual people.

If your penis was a superhero, what would his awesome superhero name be?

Enjoy today’s Top 10 list, featuring euphemistic names for dicks that are on a mission.

Top 10 Phallic Superheroes | Lexi Sylver

Top 10 Phallic Superheroes

10. The Muff Marauder

9. Captain Clit

8. The Anal Avenger

7. Ivan the Impregnator

6. The Incredible Bulk

5. Peter the Beaver Cleaver

4. The Purple-Headed Poon Punisher

3. The Sperminator

2. The Gushin’ Russian

1. Action Jackson

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  1. Top 10 Snatch-tastic Superheroes « Mating Season

    October 16, 2009 at 1:45 pm Reply

    […] back!  Check out this Top 10 here or on my website!  This is a continuation of last week’s Top 10 Phallic Superheroes, which got many chuckles out of my readers!  […]

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