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Top 10 Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Sex

March 22, 2013

Go from 100 to O with these mood-killing lines.

Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear While Having Sex by Lexi Sylver

10. You make me wish I was still a man.

9. This reminds me of the sex I had in prison.

8. While you’re down there, can you take out my tampon?

7. Can I pay you with coupons?

6. On second thought, maybe you should put your bra back on.

5. Uhm… I’m pretty sure your hamster is dead.

4. There’s a clown outfit in the closet that would look super sexy on you.

3. I don’t mind your small penis! It’s…cute.

2. I have a great homemade snuff film I want to show you – it really gets me in the mood.

1. Why is the light for your webcam on?

What else would you NOT want to hear while having sex?
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