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Top 10 Euphemisms for Female Masturbation

April 26, 2013

Welcome back to my playground, perverts and herverts.

It’s time for another one of my Top 10 Lists. Here I’ve updated a previous list of euphemisms I wrote awhile ago (which included euphemisms for both male and female masturbation). Next week, I’ll showcase Top 10 Euphemisms for Male Masturbation.

Bet you didn’t know that May is National Masturbation Month. Yes, it’s real. I’ll tell you more about it next week. To kick off the celebration, here’s a preview of what’s to come. (Pun intended.)

Want to add a euphemism to this top 10 list? Comment here below, on my Facebook page or Twitter.

Have a Lexi weekend! Enjoy…

Top 10 Euphemisms for Female Masturbation by Lexi Sylver Sexual Humor


10. Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp

9. Flickin’ the kitten

8. Shining the diamond

7. Greasing the gash

6. Excavating the tunnel of love

5. Searching for Ms. G

4. Working out at the Y

3. Auditioning the magical disappearing finger trick

2. Dialing O on the little pink telephone

1. Sending Muffin Morse Code

 

Lexi
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Photo source: original source unknown. Photo taken from sodahead.com
This list is a revised and current version of Top 10 Euphemisms for Masturbation, posted July 17, 2009 by Lexi Sylver

Note: the original source of most of these euphemisms are unknown. The internet is really full of this kind of dirty content… 😉

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