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Sunday, 21st April, 2019

Position of the Week: the Jigsaw Sidestraddle

Welcome back to the newest installment of the Position of the Week!
Be prepared to implement this move– it’s a hot way to sexperiment while increasing your intimacy.

The Jigsaw Sidestraddle

How to do it: As she lies on her side facing you, straddle her bottom leg while she places her top leg around your waist.  You should be completely intertwined, fitting together like two puzzle pieces.

Why it’s awesome: The friction of your bodies being so closely pressed together feels fantastic– especially for her.  He can grab onto her ass as he thrusts.  For a tighter squeeze, have her clench her outside thigh against your hips.  For deeper access, he can raise your leg up higher.  (If you’re a very flexible diva, you can bring your leg up towards your shoulder.)

How to kink it up:

If your partner is game, this position if great to experiment with some rear-entry action.  DO ask first to ensure they are comfortable, otherwise the moment could get very awkward!  Lube up your fingers and start just by rubbing the rim of the butt hole.  If this elicits a good reaction, start to insert one digit inside, slowly.  Add fingers/increase depth as desired.  (Wash up well after!)


For the men: Instead of conventional in-and-out thrusting, you can try to slowly swivel your hips in circles, grinding against her clit and rubbing her G-spot just the right way.

For the ladies: Reach around behind his balls (you can grab/rub/tug those too) and rub his perineum in a circular motion or just tapping it in rhythm with his thrusts.

Be sure to add this one to your TO-DO list!

If you have a position you’d like to share with everyone, let me know.

Have a sexy week, and see you Wednesday for another erotic short story!


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Position of the Week: Reverse Cowgirl

Welcome, Lexual people!  Today I offer you a classic sex position you can work into your routine if you don’t already!

The Reverse Cowgirl

This sexy version of girl-on-top-meets-doggy-style gives him a great view of your rear assets as you ride him backward.

As most of us know, men are very visually stimulated. Whether he’s sitting up against the headboard, couch or car seat, or just lying down, he gets to watch your backside (which he finds sexy, even if you don’t) as well as all the in-and-out action going on.  Plus, while you’re grinding and swiveling your hips or bouncing up and down, he can reach around and massage your clitoris (if you’re not doing it yourself already), and let his hands freely roam over your breasts.  This also gives you easy access to reach his package and give him a gentle tug every now and then.

To up the kink a bit more, you can opt to do this in front of a mirror, so he can see ALL of the goods, plus you can see the ecstatic expression on his face (super gratifying!).  Or start off with a sexy striptease, leading to your XXX-rated lap dance.  It’s fun for everyone, and perfect if you’re looking to turn up the heat a few notches.

See you Wednesday with my next story ready for you!

If you have a great sex move/position, and want to showcase it in another Position of the Week, I’d love to hear it.


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Top 10 Worst Ways to Get Caught Fornicating

1. While you’re testing out your new sex swing with your partner, your parents decide it’s time to pop in for a visit, without calling or knocking first.
2. At 5 a.m., while you’re drunk and having sex on your neighbor’s brand-new lawn furniture.
3. When you and a co-worker are bored working the graveyard shift, you start having sex and your boss walks in, finding your bare ass perched on the food prep counter.
4. Having sex in the garage, when your partner’s father decides to come home early from work and discovers you doing it doggy-style on his prized workstation, between the toolbox and his collection of Bob Vila instructional videos.
5. At a family reunion, you decide to escape your crazy relatives by dragging your beau to get frisky.  You’re in the throes of ecstasy when your little cousin, lost from playing hide and seek, pops out of the closet, sees you, screams, and runs downstairs to tell everyone what he saw.
6. Hiking on an abandoned trail with your partner, you start to get vertical against a tree when a group of Boy Scouts, looking to make camp, catch you looking like a deer caught in headlights.
7.  In the “abandoned” basement annex at the library, when your professor finds you doing naked interpretive dance with his teaching assistant, on the eve before the exam.
8. After your apartment elevator gets stuck, and you start having sex with your hot neighbor, and the fire department starts pulling apart the doors.
9. In the back of a darkened movie theater, when the action flick goes dead silent, and all anyone can hear is “I’m going to come, you dirty boy!”
10. By the cops, who suddenly catch you at night in the park, dangling from the monkey bars with your pants around your ankles and your partner’s mouth attached to your genitalia, their flashlights beaming on your privates for what seems like eternity.

Every Friday, a NEW Top  Ten!!

What Top Ten lists do YOU want to see?
Send me your thoughts/ideas, and I’ll make it happen.

Enjoy your weekend, stay tuned Sunday for the debut of Position of the Week!!!!

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