Top 10 Euphemisms for Masturbation

Happy Hump Day, my Lexual friends and fiends! It’s been a heavy last few weeks in the media, and I think we could all use a little bit of humor sandwiched between some deeper posts. (And no, I’m ABSOLUTELY not undermining the importance of what we’re...
8 Horror-Comedies to Watch This Halloween

8 Horror-Comedies to Watch This Halloween

I’m feeling seriously nostalgic in anticipation for my Halloween movie marathon! Add these classic horror-comedies to your list… or else!  MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, ok, that was cheesy, but so are these movies. Enjoy! Ghostbusters (1984) Don’t cross the...

Sex Position: The Turkey Baster

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Canadian perverts! Dig into this juicy Thanksgiving-inspired sex position, The Turkey Baster. What it is: a rear-view move that will make her rump roast shake in your face as you stick it in her oven. How to do it: Have her get on her knees...
Why You Should Fuck A Writer

Why You Should Fuck A Writer

Welcome back, readers & writers & lovers of writers. This post is an excerpt from a blog previously published on BrokeAssStuart.com.  Enjoy. Fuck a writer because he can make you hard or wet just by typing. Kiss him because he can turn a one night stand into a...