Top 10 Euphemisms for Masturbation

Happy Hump Day, my Lexual friends and fiends! It’s been a heavy last few weeks in the media, and I think we could all use a little bit of humor sandwiched between some deeper posts. (And no, I’m ABSOLUTELY not undermining the importance of what we’re...

Sex Position: The Turkey Baster

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Canadian perverts! Dig into this juicy Thanksgiving-inspired sex position, The Turkey Baster. What it is: a rear-view move that will make her rump roast shake in your face as you stick it in her oven. How to do it: Have her get on her knees...