When the headlines are more news-worthy than the stories themselves… 

10)

I think this image may actually be worse than the headline.

9)

Probably written before we learned that Tiger was “addicted” to having other people do this for him.

8)

Wonder if this behavior is considered out of the realm of sexual relations…

7)  

Sounds like the caption of a man-on-man porno flick.

6)

…and she seems to be giving a demonstration of how it all went down…

5)

 

Sounds more like Rush week than a post-hurricane cleanup.

4)

Is this supposed to reassure parents that their daughters are in an enriching academic environment?

3)

 

Surely they’re just jealous because his stimulus is bigger than theirs.

2)  

What a winner!

1)

 
Too good to be purely an accident!

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