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Top 10 Dirty News Headline Fails

March 29, 2013

When the headlines are more news-worthy than the stories themselves… 

10)

Results of New Study Hard to Swallow
I think this image may actually be worse than the headline.

9)

Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says

Probably written before we learned that Tiger was “addicted” to having other people do this for him.

8)

Clinton Licks Beavers
Wonder if this behavior is considered out of the realm of sexual relations…

7)  

 A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurtSounds like the caption of a man-on-man porno flick.

6)

Alec's lover girl fingered in court
…and she seems to be giving a demonstration of how it all went down…

5)

 Sorority gets wet; frat gets hammered

Sounds more like Rush week than a post-hurricane cleanup.

4)

Girls School Still Offering Something Special - Head

Is this supposed to reassure parents that their daughters are in an enriching academic environment?

3)

 Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package

Surely they’re just jealous because his stimulus is bigger than theirs.

2)  

Butler handjob Gives Wheatley Semi
What a winner!

1)

 Condom truck tips, spills load
Too good to be purely an accident!

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Lexi Sylver

Lexi Sylver is the Montreal-based erotica author of Mating Season and All the Queen’s Men. She enjoys having a kinky and unconventional lifestyle and sharing her stories and experiences with others. Lexi hosts and produces SDC.com’s sexuality podcast, Seek, Discover, Create with Lexi Sylver. As an entrepreneur, advocate, educator, public speaker and coach for consensual non-monogamy and the swinging lifestyle, she journeys the world to attend travel events and conferences. She regularly contributes articles about sexuality and relationships to Pornhub’s Sexual Wellness Center, ASN Lifestyle Magazine, SDC.com and her personal blog. As the Media Director for SDC.com, the world’s largest adult sex education and swingers dating platform, Lexi collaborates with sexuality, health and relationship experts to provide reliable resources for those who seek it. In her work as an advocate, educator and coach for consensual non-monogamy and the swinging lifestyle, she travels frequently to conferences and speaks publicly at events like The Montreal Taboo Sex Show (Le Salon de l’Amour et de la Séduction). Lexi wrote and creatively produced many movies, series and scenes in the adult entertainment industry and was nominated in 2017 for an AVN award for Best Screenplay. She is a published erotic author with her new book, a collection of erotic short stories called Mating Season, now available. Her mission is to promote empowerment and education by guiding you to shamelessly explore your Lexuality!

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