Welcome back to my playground.

Feeling tantric this lovely Tuesday after a hedonistic long weekend?

Are you flying solo tonight with no partner to satisfy your Lexual needs?

Try some creative hands-on ways to score with the most important person in your life – YOU.

Yeah, I’m talking about YOU, you filthy pervert.

Sexual Positions for Masturbation | Lexi Sylver

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Share your creative masturbation positions with us in the comments!

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