Welcome back to my playground.
Feeling tantric this lovely Tuesday after a hedonistic long weekend?
Are you flying solo tonight with no partner to satisfy your Lexual needs?
Try some creative hands-on ways to score with the most important person in your life – YOU.
Yeah, I’m talking about YOU, you filthy pervert.
The Wobbly Dryer is a vintage go-to for some… and still does the job better than most Maytag repairmen.
Or if you’re more modern and prefer using technologically advanced gadgets and gizmos to get you off, check out my shop here.
Share your creative masturbation positions with us in the comments!
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