Top 10 Euphemisms for Masturbation

Happy Hump Day, my Lexual friends and fiends! It’s been a heavy last few weeks in the media, and I think we could all use a little bit of humor sandwiched between some deeper posts. (And no, I’m ABSOLUTELY not undermining the importance of what we’re...

Sex Position: The Turkey Baster

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Canadian perverts! Dig into this juicy Thanksgiving-inspired sex position, The Turkey Baster. What it is: a rear-view move that will make her rump roast shake in your face as you stick it in her oven. How to do it: Have her get on her knees...

Sex Position: The V-Sit Pump

Try out this spicy sex position to kink up your night (or day)! The V-Sit Pump What it is: A faster, harder version of old-faithful missionary that allows deeper penetration. How to do it: She props herself up at the edge of a chair, table, couch or bed, her legs...