After (not so quietly) suffering through Valentine’s Day and International Women’s Day this past month, some of us feel that everyone with a dick deserves a treat. Steak and Blow Job Day is unofficially an official holiday, and whether you respect it or not, it’s a time to celebrate. At least, that’s my train of thought.
I’ve been perusing the Internet all day in search for others who are posting about this momentous occasion… only to find people more interested in talking about the new Pope, and also Pi Day. I’m not one to discuss religion (any of them), and though Pi Day definitely interests me more (if you’re not a nerd, it’s on March 14 because the mathematical constant Pi=3.14159…….. and so forth), I’m still shocked by the lack of discussion about Steak and Blow Job Day! I really thought that dirty memes would appear all over my Facebook feed, yet people’s posts today have been strikingly prudish, much to my dismay. Truth be told, though I’ve habituated to the fact that I’m one of the “dirtier” minds of my groups of friends, I still hope to find R-rated content lurking about on their walls. What’s going on here?!!! So I created my own meme – check it out above or on my Facebook page.
But I digress. Back to the meat – I mean, heart – of the matter: BJ Day! If your partners aren’t much into oral play, it’s a great excuse to celebrate you. It also doesn’t hurt to try giving your partner some oral pleasure too, so at least they feel like they’re getting something out of it! Keep in mind, if you’ve haven’t been a model partner/boyfriend/husband, don’t expect your lover to give you any kind of gift today, until you start acting like you deserve it. You can get them in the mood by sending them one of my erotic short stories.
If your lover is already a BJ aficionado, you should be all set… even if they don’t want to cook for you tonight, at least they can enjoy one hunk of meat.
Ah, I just love how delicious the holidays can be… even if said holiday is not the kind you’d find pre-scheduled on your calendar or agenda. 😉
Hope you enjoy tonight as much I will!
Lexi
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