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No Penis, No Problem: Man Born Without a Male Sex Organ Will Have One Made Out Of His Arm

March 19, 2013

Andrew Wardle man born without a penis to have surgery to have penis made from his armThat’s right, you read the title correctly!

After 39 years of living without a penis, a British man named Andrew Wardle will be finally able to experience the act of sex, thanks to the miracle of SCIENCE! Wardle was born with a rare condition plaguing only 1 in 30 million men, in which being born with an ectopic bladder (outside his body) and a fold of skin no bigger than an inch long in place of a penis (and he was only able to urinate through a tube). His testicles are fully functioning.

To fabricate his new member, surgeons will take a large graft from his forearm, skin, blood vessels and nerves included, then roll it up into a tube shape and graft it onto him.  Almost sounds like an art experiment, except hopefully the end result won’t resemble a papier-mâché volcano gone awry.

Despite his lack of phallus, Wardle has still managed to have “sexual relations” with over 100 women, according to HuffPost UK. He said: “”Most of the time they didn’t seem too bothered – they liked the fact I could pleasure them in other ways and never expected anything in return,” Wardle said. “Only once has telling a woman I don’t have a penis turned out badly. She got angry and punched me in the face.

If his surgery is successful, Wardle will likely be picking up more than his fair share of lucky partners. As a man without a penis, he’s obviously had to turn to charm and charisma to woo people (extra points for personality!). Plus, he already has experience (though unverified!) and willingness in the oral department. And he would come out of surgery as a virgin, ripe for being trained in the art of pleasure. I’m sure there are lots of potential lovers out there who would be interested in helping him hone his skills. Whether he’s looking for an immediate commitment or not, who knows. I just know that if I spent 39 years without a penis, I would probably try to have sex with anything that moved.

Good luck, Andy! We’re rooting for you.

Lexi
lexi@lexisylver.com
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Photo source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2294715/Man-39-new-penis-arm-born-one.html

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Lexi Sylver

Lexi Sylver is the Montreal-based erotica author of Mating Season and All the Queen’s Men. She enjoys having a kinky and unconventional lifestyle and sharing her stories and experiences with others. Lexi hosts and produces SDC.com’s sexuality podcast, Seek, Discover, Create with Lexi Sylver. As an entrepreneur, advocate, educator, public speaker and coach for consensual non-monogamy and the swinging lifestyle, she journeys the world to attend travel events and conferences. She regularly contributes articles about sexuality and relationships to Pornhub’s Sexual Wellness Center, ASN Lifestyle Magazine, SDC.com and her personal blog. As the Media Director for SDC.com, the world’s largest adult sex education and swingers dating platform, Lexi collaborates with sexuality, health and relationship experts to provide reliable resources for those who seek it. In her work as an advocate, educator and coach for consensual non-monogamy and the swinging lifestyle, she travels frequently to conferences and speaks publicly at events like The Montreal Taboo Sex Show (Le Salon de l’Amour et de la Séduction). Lexi wrote and creatively produced many movies, series and scenes in the adult entertainment industry and was nominated in 2017 for an AVN award for Best Screenplay. She is a published erotic author with her new book, a collection of erotic short stories called Mating Season, now available. Her mission is to promote empowerment and education by guiding you to shamelessly explore your Lexuality!

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