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Man Gets Fork Stuck in Penis After Auto-Erotic Act

August 21, 2013

Yet again, the world of perversions amuses me, and now I will laugh and share some weird sex-related news.

A 70-year-old Australian man just completely changed the meaning of the saying “stick a fork in me, I’m done.”

Just check out this X-ray from the urology department at Canberra Hospital, taken of this man in the ER, who came in with a fork stuck  inside his urethra. Yeah, the super small hole at the tip of your dick. He put a 4-inch (10cm) fork up there in order to “achieve sexual gratification”.  I don’t even have a penis and I’m cringing at the mere thought of it. And the X-ray below really doesn’t help me feel less queasy about it either.

Man With Fork Stuck In Penis | Weird Sex News | Lexi Sylver

Thankfully, surgeons were able to extract the fork using forceps and “copious lubrication”. I can only imagine. I wonder if it was as pleasurable for the man as it was for the doctors who, I’m sure, immediately went home to laugh hysterically with their friends about it…

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Sources & References

X-Ray photo & article: International Journal of Surgery Case Reports “An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body

Gawker article by Neezan Zimmerman: Man Ends Up With Fork Stuck in Penis After ‘Unusual’ Autoerotic Act

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Lexi Sylver

Lexi Sylver is the Montreal-based erotica author of Mating Season and All the Queen’s Men. She enjoys having a kinky and unconventional lifestyle and sharing her stories and experiences with others. Lexi hosts and produces SDC.com’s sexuality podcast, Seek, Discover, Create with Lexi Sylver. As an entrepreneur, advocate, educator, public speaker and coach for consensual non-monogamy and the swinging lifestyle, she journeys the world to attend travel events and conferences. She regularly contributes articles about sexuality and relationships to Pornhub’s Sexual Wellness Center, ASN Lifestyle Magazine, SDC.com and her personal blog. As the Media Director for SDC.com, the world’s largest adult sex education and swingers dating platform, Lexi collaborates with sexuality, health and relationship experts to provide reliable resources for those who seek it. In her work as an advocate, educator and coach for consensual non-monogamy and the swinging lifestyle, she travels frequently to conferences and speaks publicly at events like The Montreal Taboo Sex Show (Le Salon de l’Amour et de la Séduction). Lexi wrote and creatively produced many movies, series and scenes in the adult entertainment industry and was nominated in 2017 for an AVN award for Best Screenplay. She is a published erotic author with her new book, a collection of erotic short stories called Mating Season, now available. Her mission is to promote empowerment and education by guiding you to shamelessly explore your Lexuality!

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