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Man Gets Fork Stuck in Penis After Auto-Erotic Act

August 21, 2013

Yet again, the world of perversions amuses me, and now I will laugh and share some weird sex-related news.

A 70-year-old Australian man just completely changed the meaning of the saying “stick a fork in me, I’m done.”

Just check out this X-ray from the urology department at Canberra Hospital, taken of this man in the ER, who came in with a fork stuck  inside his urethra. Yeah, the super small hole at the tip of your dick. He put a 4-inch (10cm) fork up there in order to “achieve sexual gratification”.  I don’t even have a penis and I’m cringing at the mere thought of it. And the X-ray below really doesn’t help me feel less queasy about it either.

Man With Fork Stuck In Penis | Weird Sex News | Lexi Sylver

Thankfully, surgeons were able to extract the fork using forceps and “copious lubrication”. I can only imagine. I wonder if it was as pleasurable for the man as it was for the doctors who, I’m sure, immediately went home to laugh hysterically with their friends about it…

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Sources & References

X-Ray photo & article: International Journal of Surgery Case Reports “An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body

Gawker article by Neezan Zimmerman: Man Ends Up With Fork Stuck in Penis After ‘Unusual’ Autoerotic Act

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