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10 Cartoon Characters Who Should Run For President

November 8, 2016

Amid all the heavy talk about the US elections today…

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I thought I’d keep it lighthearted and suggest some alternative Presidential candidates!

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Whatever your choice, don’t forget to go out and vote today! #Democracy

Here are 10 other options who should have made the ballot…

Rick Sanchez

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Rick tells it like it is!  At least you know he’ll be honest.

Wendy Testaburger

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Wendy totally kicks ass.

Roger Smith

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Roger is a great storyteller, and he really knows how to get straight to the point.

Louise Belcher

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Louise is really practical, and knows the best way to handle getting into trouble.

Bender

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Bender’s narcissism and inhuman qualities make him an ideal candidate for ANY dictatorship.

Kermit the Frog
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He’s just so friendly!

Kang

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True, he’s an alien.  But he’s obviously willing to say anything to appease the public, and is quick to compromise!

Malory Archer

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She’s old and racist, and she doesn’t give a FUCK.

Glenn Quagmire

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He REALLY knows how to treat the ladies!

Lisa Simpson

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She’s smart, eloquent, and will never get the credit that she truly deserves.

Who would YOU vote for?

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