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10 Cartoon Characters Who Should Run For President

November 8, 2016

Amid all the heavy talk about the US elections today…

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I thought I’d keep it lighthearted and suggest some alternative Presidential candidates!

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Whatever your choice, don’t forget to go out and vote today! #Democracy

Here are 10 other options who should have made the ballot…

Rick Sanchez

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Rick tells it like it is!  At least you know he’ll be honest.

Wendy Testaburger

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Wendy totally kicks ass.

Roger Smith

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Roger is a great storyteller, and he really knows how to get straight to the point.

Louise Belcher

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Louise is really practical, and knows the best way to handle getting into trouble.

Bender

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Bender’s narcissism and inhuman qualities make him an ideal candidate for ANY dictatorship.

Kermit the Frog
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He’s just so friendly!

Kang

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True, he’s an alien.  But he’s obviously willing to say anything to appease the public, and is quick to compromise!

Malory Archer

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She’s old and racist, and she doesn’t give a FUCK.

Glenn Quagmire

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He REALLY knows how to treat the ladies!

Lisa Simpson

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She’s smart, eloquent, and will never get the credit that she truly deserves.

Who would YOU vote for?

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Lexi Sylver

Lexi Sylver is the Montreal-based erotica author of Mating Season and All the Queen’s Men. She enjoys having a kinky and unconventional lifestyle and sharing her stories and experiences with others. Lexi hosts and produces SDC.com’s sexuality podcast, Seek, Discover, Create with Lexi Sylver. As an entrepreneur, advocate, educator, public speaker and coach for consensual non-monogamy and the swinging lifestyle, she journeys the world to attend travel events and conferences. She regularly contributes articles about sexuality and relationships to Pornhub’s Sexual Wellness Center, ASN Lifestyle Magazine, SDC.com and her personal blog. As the Media Director for SDC.com, the world’s largest adult sex education and swingers dating platform, Lexi collaborates with sexuality, health and relationship experts to provide reliable resources for those who seek it. In her work as an advocate, educator and coach for consensual non-monogamy and the swinging lifestyle, she travels frequently to conferences and speaks publicly at events like The Montreal Taboo Sex Show (Le Salon de l’Amour et de la Séduction). Lexi wrote and creatively produced many movies, series and scenes in the adult entertainment industry and was nominated in 2017 for an AVN award for Best Screenplay. She is a published erotic author with her new book, a collection of erotic short stories called Mating Season, now available. Her mission is to promote empowerment and education by guiding you to shamelessly explore your Lexuality!

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