Who cares about St. Patrick’s Day when you have Steak and Blowjob Day
Welcome back to my playground, my Lexual friends.
This year we celebrate the second decade of the birth of Steak and Blowjob Day, a holiday created by DJ Tom Birdsey in Boston. That’s right, 20 years of joining two of the best pleasures in the world, meat… and more meat.
While many look at this holiday as revenge for Valentine’s Day, some of us use it as a delicious excuse to savor a juicy piece of meat in and around our mouths, and those with a third leg don’t seem to mind.
As I was browsing through the internet to see how people were preparing for the holidays, I found an article from The Daily Dot, where it states that âItâs unclear what percentage of these guys are serious about the occasion, whether anyone has ever actually observed it.” So, it seems that we have some homework to do in order to rise to the occasion.
So folks, it’s time to celebrate and spoil the hell out of anyone with a penis. And with the prices of steak being so high, why not skip the meal and get straight to dessert?
Enjoy Steak and Blowjob Day as much as I will… and if you need some help, check out some of the best sex toys to pleasure those with a penis.
Until next time,
Stay Lexual, my friends.
XXX
Lexi
