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Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty in Football

October 2, 2009

It’s Friday again, so time for a new Top 10!  Read it here or directly on my website.

This one’s for G.A.B., D.E.M., D.D.P., V.Y., M.N., R.B.F. & K.D.

10. That hole was wide enough to run a train through it!

9. He only has ten seconds to get it off before the two-minute warning.

8. A big hole opens up, and he rushes for the sack…

7. They pounded him so hard, he can’t even walk off the field.

6. That’s going to be an illegal use of hands on the play…

5. They drive it hard and deep, and he grabs a long one with one hand!

4. He blew them all off at the line and slid it into the end zone.

3. There’s penetration in the backfield, and he loses it!

2. The pigskin slips through the uprights, and it’s good!

1. He… could… go… ALL… THE… WAY!!!

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Lexi

www.lexisylver.com

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Lexi Sylver

Lexi Sylver is the Montreal-based erotica author of Mating Season and All the Queen’s Men. She enjoys having a kinky and unconventional lifestyle and sharing her stories and experiences with others. Lexi hosts and produces SDC.com’s sexuality podcast, Seek, Discover, Create with Lexi Sylver. As an entrepreneur, advocate, educator, public speaker and coach for consensual non-monogamy and the swinging lifestyle, she journeys the world to attend travel events and conferences. She regularly contributes articles about sexuality and relationships to Pornhub’s Sexual Wellness Center, ASN Lifestyle Magazine, SDC.com and her personal blog. As the Media Director for SDC.com, the world’s largest adult sex education and swingers dating platform, Lexi collaborates with sexuality, health and relationship experts to provide reliable resources for those who seek it. In her work as an advocate, educator and coach for consensual non-monogamy and the swinging lifestyle, she travels frequently to conferences and speaks publicly at events like The Montreal Taboo Sex Show (Le Salon de l’Amour et de la Séduction). Lexi wrote and creatively produced many movies, series and scenes in the adult entertainment industry and was nominated in 2017 for an AVN award for Best Screenplay. She is a published erotic author with her new book, a collection of erotic short stories called Mating Season, now available. Her mission is to promote empowerment and education by guiding you to shamelessly explore your Lexuality!

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