Yet again, the world of perversions amuses me, and now I will laugh and share some weird sex-related news.
A 70-year-old Australian man just completely changed the meaning of the saying “stick a fork in me, I’m done.”
Just check out this X-ray from the urology department at Canberra Hospital, taken of this man in the ER, who came in with a fork stuck inside his urethra. Yeah, the super small hole at the tip of your dick. He put a 4-inch (10cm) fork up there in order to “achieve sexual gratification”. I don’t even have a penis and I’m cringing at the mere thought of it. And the X-ray below really doesn’t help me feel less queasy about it either.
Thankfully, surgeons were able to extract the fork using forceps and “copious lubrication”. I can only imagine. I wonder if it was as pleasurable for the man as it was for the doctors who, I’m sure, immediately went home to laugh hysterically with their friends about it…
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Lexi
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Sources & References
X-Ray photo & article: International Journal of Surgery Case Reports “An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body“