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Party On, Men With Small Dicks!

February 20, 2015
Men with Tiny Dicks - Big Small Dick Party | Lexi Sylver | Erotic News

There’s been much discussion about body image over the years, more now than ever before in history.

But it seems that much of the discourse has been centered on people’s bodies and the perils of what Photoshopping does to the psyche and self-esteem.

This is why I’m really fond of Ant Smith, a poet from Yorkshire who wrote about his small 4-inch dick (aptly called “Shorty”) and is now planning a Big Small Dick Party on March 7 at the Rhythm Factory in Whitechapel.

Big Small Dick Party | Yorkshire English Poet | Lexi Sylver
Photo: Event invitation to the party

At this event, men will be asked to disclose their dick size before entering, and will be charged 50 pence per inch.  (Keep in mind that the average penis size is 6 inches.)  Female guests will be asked how long they would like their hypothetical dick to be (if they had one) and will be charged by the inch (50 pence per inch).

By the way, in my experience, men with small dicks make for some pretty creative lovers.

I wish I were abroad so I could attend this unique party! Which of my perverted English readers will be partying among the men with small penises?

What do you think are some of the reasons why male body image issues are not addressed in mainstream media?

Comment below or tell me on Facebook & Twitter.

Story & photos via Vice


Lexi Sylver

Lexi Sylver is the Montreal-based erotica author of Mating Season and All the Queen’s Men. She enjoys having a kinky and unconventional lifestyle and sharing her stories and experiences with others. Lexi hosts and produces’s sexuality podcast, Seek, Discover, Create with Lexi Sylver. As an entrepreneur, advocate, educator, public speaker and coach for consensual non-monogamy and the swinging lifestyle, she journeys the world to attend travel events and conferences. She regularly contributes articles about sexuality and relationships to Pornhub’s Sexual Wellness Center, ASN Lifestyle Magazine, and her personal blog. As the Media Director for, the world’s largest adult sex education and swingers dating platform, Lexi collaborates with sexuality, health and relationship experts to provide reliable resources for those who seek it. In her work as an advocate, educator and coach for consensual non-monogamy and the swinging lifestyle, she travels frequently to conferences and speaks publicly at events like The Montreal Taboo Sex Show (Le Salon de l’Amour et de la Séduction). Lexi wrote and creatively produced many movies, series and scenes in the adult entertainment industry and was nominated in 2017 for an AVN award for Best Screenplay. She is a published erotic author with her new book, a collection of erotic short stories called Mating Season, now available. Her mission is to promote empowerment and education by guiding you to shamelessly explore your Lexuality!

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