Amid all the heavy talk about the US elections today…
I thought I’d keep it lighthearted and suggest some alternative Presidential candidates!
Whatever your choice, don’t forget to go out and vote today! #Democracy
Here are 10 other options who should have made the ballot…
Rick Sanchez
Rick tells it like it is! At least you know he’ll be honest.
Wendy Testaburger
Wendy totally kicks ass.
Roger Smith
Roger is a great storyteller, and he really knows how to get straight to the point.
Louise Belcher
Louise is really practical, and knows the best way to handle getting into trouble.
Bender
Bender’s narcissism and inhuman qualities make him an ideal candidate for ANY dictatorship.
Kermit the Frog
He’s just so friendly!
Kang
True, he’s an alien. But he’s obviously willing to say anything to appease the public, and is quick to compromise!
Malory Archer
She’s old and racist, and she doesn’t give a FUCK.
Glenn Quagmire
He REALLY knows how to treat the ladies!
Lisa Simpson
She’s smart, eloquent, and will never get the credit that she truly deserves.
Who would YOU vote for?
XXX
Lexi
