Thanks for being a perv! Happy F*cksgiving!

Thanks for being a perv! Happy F*cksgiving!

My fellow Lexual fiends, This Thanksgiving, I’d like to thank you all for being wonderfully, delectably perverted. I love all of your dirty minds and your filthy mouths. Thanks for being YOU, uncompromisingly you. Happy Fucksgiving!  (Yeah, I went there.  Just...
8 Horror-Comedies to Watch This Halloween

8 Horror-Comedies to Watch This Halloween

I’m feeling seriously nostalgic in anticipation for my Halloween movie marathon! Add these classic horror-comedies to your list… or else!  MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, ok, that was cheesy, but so are these movies. Enjoy! Ghostbusters (1984) Don’t cross the...

Sex Position: The Turkey Baster

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Canadian perverts! Dig into this juicy Thanksgiving-inspired sex position, The Turkey Baster. What it is: a rear-view move that will make her rump roast shake in your face as you stick it in her oven. How to do it: Have her get on her knees...
Semen: Part Of A Nutritious Diet?

Semen: Part Of A Nutritious Diet?

Welcome back, fellow cum guzzlers, jizz swallowers and splooge swallowers-to-be, At some point in our lives, we’ve wondered what it means to swallow man-juice. What’s in there, really? Is it good for us? Will the spunk be funky? Although age, diet,...